A decorated mobility scooter was parked at the local shops this morning. Bees, butterflies, mermaids, flamingoes, frogs, flowers…and – double take – a real dog waiting patiently in the foot well.

From inside the shop I could see the wee dog had been ‘decorated’ with angel wings. Give that dog a medal for forbearance. At least he has a water bowl and a mat. Perhaps the owner has matching wings.

The rabbit is caught on the headlight rather than in the headlights. The painted-on eyes are as wide as those of the passing observer.