Why did the chickens cross the room?

To get away from Felix who was chewing their feathers.

Felix needs to be entertained today to distract him from his vandalising, which includes chewing blind cords – not just chickens. I saw him looking with intent at the blind cords in the vet’s clinic last week. Here’s one he’s chewed twice recently. I try to remember to wind them up out of his way.

The string drawer keeps him entertained for a while, then he lies back to look out of the window at the places he can’t go until his paw is better.