Being elderly is no fun sometimes.
It’s hard to keep up when we go for a walk.
I need to drink a lot – sometimes sitting down is best.
And then I need to pee a lot…wherever I am…so now there’s a pottle-potty.
And I seem to get stuck in the furniture.
Or I have to lean against a wall.
But there’s nothing like a good old knee rub to cheer a chap up.